corrupt a wish

[fire wolf1234]

granted but someone hacks u and steals it the nxt day.

I wish I was able to solve all of the worlds problems.  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but you are rewarded with cookies that blow your brains out with a rocket launcher. At least the world is a ok.

I wish I knew jack black  

[fire wolf1234]

granted but he annoys the hell out of you

I wish I was a rockstar  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you have a stroke that takes away your voice and leaves you paralyzed forever.

I wish that my ears would never get plugged with wax and water ever again.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but all of that ear wax has to go somewhere...so you eventually become covered with it and people become terrified with you.

I wish I had a car.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but you hit a brand new porche as you are leaving the dealership.

I wish ppl would start discussing more in the philosophy and intellegent discussion forums.....  

[Hitmoi]

They do.
but thy al tlk lyk this

I wish I had a $10,000 dollar penny.

 

[Encode]

Granted, but a herd of elephants stampedes down the street. The mass confusion causes you to drop the penny which then rolls into a sewer. Damn.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

 

[SixxFixx]

Granted but because you haven't perfected that ability you get split in two as you teleport for the first time.

I wish I had the ability to control fire.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but then the power gets too strong and you end up erupting a volcano.

I wish I could go invisable  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but because you got into too much trouble with the power people have permanently glued clothing on you to prevent anymore shenanigans.

I wish I could think of a middle name I like for my OC.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but the first name still sucks.....

I wish I could find another decent anime.......  

[Dark Yume]

Wish granted, but the series gets cancelled part way and you never see what happens and the end.

I wish I could go to Disney World.  

[Nick Zook]

You can, but due to a massive earthquake/meteor shower, Disneyworld imploded, and all that is waiting for you is a gigantic crater.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted but turned out there was no such thing mrgreen
i wish to build my way up to a gaia millionare