corrupt a wish

[fire wolf1234]

granted but u get hacked the next day

I wish I can end world hunger.  

[Vado ruggito]

Wish GRANTED

end world hunger and begin world starvation

i wish i had a gf...  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you find out that she used to be a guy.

I wish my hair was long again.  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted, but you are cursed with continuous split ends.

I wish I didn't have gas.

I'm farting a lot....
IEditYourWorld  

[Pepita3]

IEditYourWorld

Granted, but you are cursed with continuous split ends.

I wish I didn't have gas.

I'm farting a lot....
IEditYourWorld

GRANTED 3nodding bUT THE NEXT DAY YOU BURP YOU NEVER STOP twisted
I wis i had 1000000 gaia gold whee  

[cherub_Shagami]

Granted, but the police are on their way to arrest your for botting gold

I wish I could make the top 12 in the Avi Arena xp  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but you get hacked as soon as the new page comes up. ((This is very real, it happened to the captain of the Anti Text Talk Guild))

I wish Zim could be real so I could give him a HUG!~ heart
((OMG, I'm such a fangirl. x3))  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, but he GIR attacks you as soon as you get near him so you can never reach him.

I wish the mouse for my laptop worked.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Granted, but it doesn't work the way it should, then it turns into a real mouse and runs away.

I wish for Sephiroth  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but he impales you with his sword. You kind of wished you had bought that extra Pheonix Down...

I wish I could jump into stories and kill OOC characters with a mighty FIREY SWORD OF DOOOM!!! Why? Because mPreg and ZaDR combined makes me SICK TO MY *bleeep* STOMACH. o_____x;;  

[cherub_Shagami]

granted, but unknown to you, someone else made a similar wish and confused your rightous killing spree for a Mary Sue gone bad and killed you.

I wish I could draw without a referance picture staring at me.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you soon miss that reference picture and seek them out just for the company.

I wish I had white body dye.  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted, but now you're broke and can't seem to find a way to get enough gold.

I wish it wasn't so cold around here.

Brrrrrrr... and it's August.
IEditYourWorld  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but a very volatile volcano is the source of the heat, and, Oh, would you look at that - An insanely laughing, purple-eyed alien just dropped something into the volcano and got into her ship and left ASAP.
Wow, those things are fast.
KA-BOOOOM!!!
Oh crap, that something was VERY POWERFUL explosives.
Kiss your butt goodbye before you're killed by the resulting explosion.
And if that didn't kill you, then the lava tidal wave will.

I wish Rosie O'Donnell wasn't so annoying.
((HAHA, try to mess THAT up! >:3))  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but then she tries her hand at a music career..... (oh god!!!)

I wish that hannah montana would "mysteriously vanish".....