corrupt a wish

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

((Me too. Her music stinks like my Pit Bull's farts. O___x;; ))

Granted, but she appears on your doorstep...Uh oh.

I wish that France would just drop that smug sense of superiority and GTF over themselves already.

[Edit: This page has been claimed for the glory of Irk! *sticks Irken flag into page*]  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you soon find that you yourself has that same superiority complex.

I wish my hand didn't hurt so much.  

[cherub_Shagami]

Granted. Too bad your foot hurts now.

I wish my cat would stop climbing on the keyboard when I'm trying to type.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but he now climbs on your face.

I wish the rest of my week would go how I want it to.  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted...but next week will be hell.

In wish Nightwish would have a concert near where I live.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't go.

I wish my pinky joint wasn't broken  

[Pepita3]

Granted, but your best freind breaks it later rofl

I wish someone would admit they like me exclaim  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you don't like them

I wish Squiggles would get online.  

[Garynook]

Granted, but he'll only come online to break up.

I wish there was no tomorrow.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but since there's no tomorrow the world ends

I wish I had another donut  

[Garynook]

Yay! the world ends.
Granted but it is mouldy.

I wish a pony!  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't see it.
Ewww moldy donut

I wish I were finished with the awfully filthy book I'm reading  

[Garynook]

granted but now you have to watch Geki Fit.

I wish I had my own world.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's attacked by alien invaders
What's that?

I wish I could control peoples' minds  

[Garynook]

granted but they can control yours too.
It;s a flick based on Wii Fit.

I wish for pancakes.