How would you kill the person above you?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd grab her by the hair and before she knew it, I'd slit her throat.


...then while she choked on her own blood I'd make off with her bag of goodies. ninja  

[Nazara]

I would make him watch hours upon hours of wholesome educational television and watch and he smashes his head against the wall  

[Mr Dualos]

Nazara

I would make him watch hours upon hours of wholesome educational television and watch and he smashes his head against the wall

I would make you shove an iron tube in the hole of your p***s AND HOLD IT AS I PUSHED IT IN BY HITTING IT WITH A ROCK.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd throw you to the admins of Encyclopedia Dramatica and have them rip you to shreads.  

[Nazara]

(((holy crap OW gonk )))

would make him wear a thong made out of razors and atomic wedgie him so far he'll slice in half  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd smash that surfboard over his head, then drag his body over and drown him in the ocean.  

[Nazara]

((( I'm a slow poster today)))

I would take his knife away and see how long it takes for him to mentally snap  

[CrypticCat]

I would give him a surfer babe who actually turned out to be a man eating demon in disguise.

(yeah, he eats you AFTER you two do the deed.)  

[Nazara]

(((WHAT?!?!?! Thats totally lame!!!! cause technically I would have done a dude gross man!!!)))

I'll sharpen that candy cane and stab you in the eyes and rip you're mouth into a smile joker style!  

[CrypticCat]

scream

I'll shove that knife, rose AND those sunglasses where the sun don't shine!

EDIT as well as every single toy in this bag. heart  

[magic_doglover]

i'd bash you over the head repeatedly with a giant wooden nutcracker head.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd turn the chimney into a gas chamber.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd let my puppy and baby abominable snowman disembowel you.  

[Nazara]

I would give him rabies  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd set him on fire.