corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

Granted but they're burnt
ohh...scary

I wish Nikki were in my room talking to me  

[Garynook]

Granted but you find out he is a perv that only wants intercourse.

I want my own firestaircase.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it soon gets invaded.
I wouldn't have a problem if Nikki were a perv...I've already said I would rape him.

I want to hear Mick Mars play Voodoo Chile again crying  

[Chetza]

Wish Granted, but Mick plays it at earsplitting levels and you are now deaf.
By the way isn't the song called Voodoo Child not Voodoo Chile?...anyways.

I wish I had an endless amount of free art supplies.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but somebody keeps stealing them.

I wish those items would EVOLVE already.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get hacked and lose all of yours.
BTW Chetza Stevie Ray Vaughn did a cover of Voodoo Child and it was actually titled Voodoo Chile lol no joke I have the cd.

I wish I could finish writing  

[Senzura]

GRANTED...But instead your hands were cut off so you PERMANTLY finished writing


I wish I could find my previous post on this thread  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but then you wonder why you wasted all your time looking for it when it was right in front of your face.

I wish my friend wouldn't be leaving the state again.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted instead of going out of the state she would move to the point of the state where she was very far away from you and you can never get anogh time to visit her.

i wish that the entire country of china would suddenly disapeer in thin air and will never come back under any circumstances.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you are unfortunately forced to go to China right before it happens with no idea that it's going to happen.

I wish it was earlier in the day.  

[FaeryOfMoonlessNight]

granted but the world is destroyed right after u go back.

i wish i was a slug.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but some little kid gets you and puts salt on you so you shrivel up.

I wish I could've gone to Brandon's today.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but the second you get there you are murdered pirate

I wish i was a homicide detective exclaim  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but while investigating a crimescene you're hit by a truck.

I wish I owned all of Kevin Smith's movies.  

[Pepita3]

Granted, but then he sues you for theft and stalking mrgreen

I wish I could breathe underwater exclaim