Riddles~! Riddles~! Riddles~!

[Intelife]

you mean liar, right? but no, that's not it... and neither's the broken etchesketch, although that's also an obscure answer... I'll post the answer when I think people have had enough...  

[Lightwater2520]

You're so mean. I guess the word wrong.  

[Intelife]

*little confused* okay, but still incorrect... ^^;I'll post it tomorrow, or maybe later today...  

[Kazenge]

*shrugs* An Elevator? A clock? The sun?

If correct;
What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

(And a funny one for fun)
What do you have when twenty rabbits step backwards?  

[dragonboy30303]

answer in white on bottom

What two letters comes next:

O,T,T,F,F,S,S,...,...


E and N

One,Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine

 

[monkeygal3000]

Kazenge

What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

(And a funny one for fun)
What do you have when twenty rabbits step backwards?

the bark

8

a receding hare-line  

[Lightwater2520]

Here's a new riddle: A man is driving a car. He has both license plates mounted, they match his car, his registration and driver's license are up to date. Driving on the high way, he passes two cars, but is going the speed limit. He is then pulled over and ticketed. Why?  

[Deppfan]

Lightwater2520

Here's a new riddle: A man is driving a car. He has both license plates mounted, they match his car, his registration and driver's license are up to date. Driving on the high way, he passes two cars, but is going the speed limit. He is then pulled over and ticketed. Why?

He's driving the wrong way?  

[charbookwyrm]

Ah, I love riddles! I'm not that great at them, but I really like them smile
I agree with Deppfan for he last one - that's all I could think of.

Ok, just for fun, how's about some Old English Riddles (translated, of course)? The fun part is that nobody is quite sure about the answers, because tey're not in the original manuscripts...we spent an entire seminar trying to figure some of them out.
You don't need to know anything about Anglo-Saxons to figure out the ones I've posted, don't worry!
The most likely answers are in white underneath.

My garment is slent when I tread upon the earth
or reside in my dwelling or stir up the waters.
Sometimes my apparel and this high air
lift me over the dwellings of men,
and the strength of the wind carries me far
over the people. My ornaments
resound loudly and make music,
sing clearly, when I am not resting on
water and ground, a travelling spirit.

A Swan

A man sat at wine with his two wives
and his two sons and his two daughters,
dear sisters, and their two sons,
noble and firstborn children; in there was the father
of these noble boys, with each of them
uncle and nephew. In all there were five
men and women sitting within.

...Incest!

And, finally for laughs:

A curious thing sits by a man's thigh,
under the lap of its lord. In its front it is pierced,
it is stiff and hard, it has good position.
When the man lifts his own garment
above his knee, he intends to greet
with the head of his hanging object that familliar hole
which is the same length, and which he has often filled before.  

[Lightwater2520]

deppfan

He's driving the wrong way?

correct.
What word does every Harvard graduate pronounce wrong?  

[Kazenge]

@light : Wrong @char : ((Last one)) For no apparent reason, I will say a c**k (rooster) and a p***y (cat)  

[Evil Demonic Muffin]

Lightwater2520

deppfan

He's driving the wrong way?

correct.
What word does every Harvard graduate pronounce wrong?

The Word "Wrong"  

[Lightwater2520]

Kazenge

@light : Wrong @char : ((Last one)) For no apparent reason, I will say a c**k (rooster) and a p***y (cat)

Correct for mine.

there are three words in English that have "ngry" consecutively in them. Angry and hungry are two of those words. What is the third word in the English Language?  

[Evil Demonic Muffin]

Lightwater2520

there are three words in English that have "ngry" consecutively in them. Angry and hungry are two of those words. What is the third word in the English Language?

The Third word in "the english language" is language.  

[fr13nd]

Evil Demonic Muffin

Lightwater2520

there are three words in English that have "ngry" consecutively in them. Angry and hungry are two of those words. What is the third word in the English Language?

The Third word in "the english language" is language.

language? really? ok umm......

1. a guy jumped out of a 5 story building and lived. how?
2.what goes into the refrigerator hot and comes out hot?
3. what comes twice a week,once a year and never in a day?