|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:04 pm
It's an unintentional product of the Saltwater Taffy Fairies making saltwater taffy in your eyes. It happens when you're sad because it makes the Saltwater Taffy Fairies sad, and they make lots of saltwater taffy to eat.
Why am I wearing pants, of all things?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 pm
because your cabbit ate your pjs
Who invented pizza???
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:45 pm
Mario! 3nodding
How do I tell my future from films in space?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:52 pm
Because the aliens told you.
Why did the bear cross the road?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:57 pm
to watch the lakers lose to the celtics
Why do we have AIDS going around?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:00 pm
because Kobe walk off the court crying like a baby
Why are people so greedy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:03 pm
Because everyone loves to skip around in flower meadows and chase butterflies. Why are marshmallows white?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:24 pm
Because an angel came and wiped its but with a cloud and threw it down to earth for ppl to eat .....
Why am i so awesome?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:05 pm
because pistachios are full of vitamins
where did the time go?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:07 pm
to the supermarket to get a tampon
What is a Micropachycephalosaurus?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:40 pm
a pokemon that feeds entirely on midgets.
why is it we wash up and scrub down?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:46 pm
only you do that because you believe alien roaches are out to get you
Why is this track so sick??? xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:15 am
Because it was created by killer bunnies.
Why can't I complete a fanfic on time?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:29 am
because the government made it illegal
why can't rain come in multiple colors?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:30 am
Because I will never ever....ever ever....let that happen
Why did you just freak me out with that question???
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|