What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:15 pm
Seigyo EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP The droid throws the knife at the man's head when it realizes how long it's going to take to kill him with a knife. Seigyo = 130 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:17 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus floralsnow neutral Droid's life: 90 points The droid pulls the blade out and attempts an overhead strike. floralsnow = 10 Droid = 250 Droid's life: 170 The droid uses its blowtorch on what's left of the girl. floralsnow = *cough cough* Smoking's bad for you, you know? Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:20 pm
gowie2 gaia_star The droid doesn't know I can fly. emotion_awesome The droid whirls his lightsaber in the air helicopter-style aiming at the creature. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:21 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star I still need two more hits to finish this droid... scream The droid shoots a blast of synthetic Force lightning at the creature. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:22 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star You shall survive for another day. stressed My Current HP: 250Droid's HP: 90 The droid decides to just run around swiping in the air like a mad man because he saw somebody on the holonet do it one time. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:25 pm
sachara sachara = 130 Droid = 100 - 30 = 70 The droid pulls a blaster out of a hidden compartment, and shoots at the girl. sachara = 100 Droid = 40
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:26 pm
sachara sachara = 130 Droid = 100 - 30 = 70 The droid swipes at her shins with his buzzsaw. sachara = 70 Droid = 40
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:28 pm
sachara sachara = 130 Droid = 70 - 30 = 40 The droid takes out a shaker of salt and shakes it in the woman's wounds. sachara = 40 Droid = 40
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Purtie rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:28 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid zaps the woman with its electric welder. Purtie = 40 Droid = 40 That bug zapper needs batteries!
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Purtie rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:30 pm
Hey, I've got a couple of things I need pot welded.
Droid defeated!
*Spot* welded. I know you're looking forward to your naughty little holiday tomorrow, but come on.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:32 pm
Kay9214 Wha-What is that? eek gonk The droid makes large sweeping gestures in a figure X while rushing toward the man. Kay9214 = 140 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:33 pm
Kay9214 Kay suddenly turns and runs, disoriented by a poorly aimed Jedi Mind Trick and suddenly face to face with the deadly death-inducing death-copter of death. He scrambled away, tripping, and smashing into a pile of his recent opponents' shattered corpses. The droid extends its saber forward changing to a smaller figure 8 pattern. Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 30
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:35 pm
Picking new droid. Hmmmmmm. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPurtie = 250 Normal = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:36 pm
Kay9214 Confused, frightened, and letting out a stream of very un-Jedi-like eeps and cries, Kay began to let out bursts of Force Lightning. Then, more and more, catching the droid, metallic parts of the arena, and the pile of droid parts around him, suddenly the entire hall was alight in a freakish flashing glow. Kay: 140 Droid: 30 The droid, still holding on to residual energy from the Force lightning, smashes himself against the man. Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:38 pm
Purtie Picking new droid. Hmmmmmm. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPurtie = 250 Normal = 250 The droid swipes at the woman's ponytail. Purtie = 195 Droid = 250
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