corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you have to have gills which replace your lungs forcing you to live underwater and never see your friends or family on land again
lol Nice corruption man I would so do that too whee

I wish I could read the small writing on my tv when I play video games  

[Pepita3]

Granted but the next day you go blind mrgreen

I wish i had a puppy exclaim  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it turns out to hate you and bites you all the time.

I wish my cat weren't so evil  

[Permanent_Insanity]

Granted but your cat vanishes

I wish I could meet Green Day  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't remember any of it.

I wish I could play guitar like Mick Mars.  

[Permanent_Insanity]

Granted but you dont have a guitar

I wish I could go to my friends party  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it gets shut down by cops and you have to go to the jailhouse with them and get picked up by your 'rents.

I wish I had straight hair.  

[Permanent_Insanity]

Granted, but it all falls out

I wish I had the money to get my nose pierced  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you chicken out at the last minute.

I wish tomorrow will go how I want it to.

BTW I have my nose pierced ^^  

[Permanent_Insanity]

Granted, but the next week is a nightmare

I wish I had a new bed

^ btw I'm jealous stare  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you sink into it and are never heard from again blaugh

I wish i didnt have stage fright.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but your performance sucks.

i wish all the liberals would dissapeered and never came back ever and no one will ever become liberal ever again.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but they take you with them rofl

I wish i could speak every language known to man exclaim  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... You just speak the wrong language everytime you open you're mouth and up insulting everyone you see...

I wish I had already registered for classes at college....  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you hate it and quit.

I wish tomorrow will go as well as today did ^^