The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you because so am I.  

[ssaengg]

You're banned since I'm no longer hungry.

 

[Garynook]

I ban you as I still am.  

[ssaengg]

You're banned since you should get something to eat instead of stating that you are still hungry.

 

[Garynook]

I ban you for not getting me something to eat instead of whining about me stating that I'm still hungry.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You're banned cuz here are some noodles.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because noodles there aren't noodles here... emo  

[x_X_Two_Faced_Goth_X_x]

Banned because you don't have noodles gonk  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

you're banned cuz I slapped Soul with a noodle.  

[SilentEnigma9k1]

You're banned because I seem to have my hammer with me...
 

[Chaeronia_Syathephos]

You're banned because you stole MY hammer.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I deem you unworthy of wielding it.  

[SilentEnigma9k1]

I ban you BOTH because even though I supposedly stole it, nobody saw fit to take it from me.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I thought you were worthy... guess not -snags it and slams your butt with it- whee  

[Miku4U]

You're banned for not realizing that I swapped the hammer with a regular hammer, claiming the real ban hammer for myself.