Why not... Write a six word story?

[GlGI]

how about this one:

rabbits are bad for your health

a bit random whee

or

the backwards donkey really loves dancing

this is weirdly scarily geekily FUN!

haha see what I did there razz

cookies like hiding in tea cosies

dont eat cheese before bed time  

[Shozom]

The music stopped, so they left.

"Happy?" "Yes." "Tired?" "No." "Wanna.....?" "Yes!"

"So....?" "Wombats. In my sock drawer."

He went swimming; eels got him.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

I'mma try now, 'kay?~

My God, what have I done?  

[Sforzando Poco]

Oh, oh, I wanna try!
whee

Things just went downhill from there.

She just laughed after he died.

The feelings of contempt never left.

He did nothing but laugh forever.

I dunno... But this is fun.
xd

 

[Miumarie]

Lots of people say.....




That's mine x]

EDIT: not the 'well' part xD  

[Karunoshi]

Sounds fun 3nodding

-She didn't have to do that-
-Why must I wait another day?-
-"Dude, you suck" "Yeah, I know"-
-"Get your bum of my couch"-
-Who would've knew? I hate you.-
-"Try again loser", "I'm too lazy!"-

ahaha interesting xp  

[Tasty Crayons]

At times, I liked to bathe.

Fin.  

[Sockadactyl]

And in the end, the love you take

"It seemed to be the end."
Ooh, fun!
"She always cried herself to sleep."
><
"His smile was enough for her."
<3
"He's all I can think about."
lulz:
"Contractions count as one word, right?"
.
"This is fun, I may return."

Is equal to the love you make.

 

[Groucho and Karl]

I eat french fries at dawn.

He looks uglier than your mom! ((OH! BURN!))

This really doesn't make any sense.  

[Dark Yume]

Slugs. Snails. War.

..THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Sorry I ran of ideas. : |  

[Dark Yume]

How about this.

Today, I found eight colossal pancakes.  

[zfatal]

"The gaint mushroom crushed us all."

"Tator tots will conquer the world!!!"

"I tripped onto some dog dung."

...heh, fun fun fun.

and for my finale...:

"I farted and a building exploded."  

[Edwin Dragonblade]

He has grown weary with kittens.
"To hell with you", said I.
"Rawr" says the dinosaur, meteor lands
Grass grows tall, lion eats zebra
Hello, I'm the doctor, run! (My attempt to make a "Doctor Who" story)

this is fun  

[Freely_Changing_Spirit]

I'm going to give it a shot! (LOL, that's not part of the story, but it's still 6 words)

He and I are in love.

Is that not plain to see?

Why do people not believe us?

He's the only one I'll need.

What is his name? you ask.

Kaoru Hitachiin, and that's a fact!

He is just an anime character.

Open your eyes to the world.

No, I am still a child.

Who cares is you're a kid?

You can still like real men.

That is impossible for me.

That is clearly an obvious fact.

I don't care, I'd rather retract.

From the real world I left.

Body, mind, and half my soul.

The other half drifts into the unknown.

Where anime and dreams come together.

A place where I will be.

Through the centuries I shall remain.

All these feelings I always detain.

So shut up, leave me be.

I don't want your crappy pity.

I just want to be me.

The anime fan I have become.

Is a so called peculiar bird.

Please leave me behind, I'll survive.

My dreams are all I need.

Let me exist alone with him.

Even if he is merely animated.

Let me love him by myself.

All I love, I love alone. (Partially quoted from Alone by Edgar Allen Poe)

Please just leave me lying here.

Please allow me to be free.

All these mixed emotions and thoughts.

They'll lead me to my destruction.

But without them, I can't function.

Help me find the loving light.

The love of a human being.

That is all I'll ever need.

(Kinda creepy, I know. It's the truth though. I don't like real guys the way I like anime guys. I'm just retarded like that.)  

[ObliviousDoom]

why good day, mr. sweeney todd.

good day to you as well.

i have come for a shave,

well then please sir, sit, sit.

twisted