Corrupt A Wish

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but after a few weeks, the kitten becomes ill and dies.

I wish to make amends with both my father and the people of Hyrule.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Damn, you're surprisingly evil. Granted, but they shun you forever.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[rose-kitty325]

Granted but, once you find out what you want to wish for, you ended up wishing your own death.

I wish to win the gold lotto  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then you realize you spent nearly all of it on expensive items and you're left with very little.

I wish to visit other places besides Hyrule.  

[rose-kitty325]

Granted but, you get kidnapped once you step foot outside of Hyrule

I wish I had an ice cream cone  

[ThornySinger]

Granted. You got a poisonous ice cream cone.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.  

[shadowsoldier2]

Granted, your wish goes uncorrupted.

Unfortunately, this causes a paradox and the universe collapses on itself. Thank you for for destroying the universe crying

I wish I had a tail.  

[ThornySinger]

Granted, but it's 2 mm small. (Sorry if you don't use the metric system.)

I wish that I could play tic-tac-toe with someone.  

[Phishu]

Granted, but you lose. The humiliation of losing a game of tic-tac-bloody-toe is so great you sink into a funk that eventually results in suicide. Ah, la.



I wish I could sing.  

[Oblivion_soul7579]

granted. you can sing but u sing awfully. Everyone kills you to make the bleeding from the ears stop.

i wish i had some water.  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted but the water goes directly into your lungs and you drown to death biggrin
that and some spills onto your crotch so it looks like you wet yourself as you died.

i wish for CANDEH!  

[Coolspike8]

Granted but it was poisoned and you die
I wish for a monkey  

[Phishu]

Granted, but it's purple and eats your face.


I wish I knew how to do my algebra homework.  

[fire axel 08]

granted but now you cant do your science.

i wish i could stop doing that.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, wait, doing what?

I wish I could get married one day... *sigh*