Stories of Myth and Legend((OPEN AND READY FOR ACTION!))

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

i think i'm gonna play Heart Gold for a little bit...i'll be back! biggrin


EDIT: YAYAY numbers like me again!!!...i guess i won't be making this art though... crying  

[Mephis Inferni]

Awesome.  

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

that was fun biggrin

i think i might send you a joke just so you can laugh at the funniness of it biggrin  

[Black_Blood Cat]

Congratulations, anyway, I don't need another Digimon..I already have the king of the undead >.>  

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

i must go take my newly found luck to the vending machine!!! must get small spear!!!!  

[Mephis Inferni]

Still haven't received any jokes...  

[OwlFever]

3 thing not to say about the nintendow wii

1. want to come over and play my wii tonight

2. i am staying home to play my wii

3. i love to look at wii's

ok this is just for fun. i found this on the internet while i was bored a while back  

[Henwyfatale]

I guess I'll try the joke ><

even though I'm horrible at it D:
haha but o well maybe people will think "HEY THAT'S LAME I CAN BEAT THAT ;D" haha [:<

There's an Boarmon, Palmon, and a Gomamon at a restaurant at a restaurant. Boarmon orders a salmon, Gomamon orders a salad, and Palmon orders a steak. During the dinner, all the other digimons stare at each other awkwardly. "Why'd your order the salad?!" Palmon erupted after staring at Gomamon's plate, still full. "Why did your order the Salmon?!" "Why did you order the steak?!" Simply the answers were simple, they were hungry. Palmon turns to both of them and said "I'm a vegetarian, I just ordered this to make things awkward!" ;D

Seeee...lame [:< haha  

[Mephis Inferni]

OTHER Current Joke Entries

Ichigo

there was to people in a hospital, lucas and mike

mike went in to the doctors room first while lucas waits outside

when mike went out he was crying

lucas was confised and asked why was he crying

bob replied, i went for a blood test and the doctor had excedentally cut my finger

lucas then cried and bob asked why

lucas said i came here for a urine sample

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Excal

Three women, a Brunette, a Redhead and a blonde were gathered around a table in a coffee-shop one afternoon, talking about their crazy party last night. The Brunette said, "I was so trashed last night...I mean, I was so drunk, that I had sex with two guys! My husband is going to be so pissed..."

The Redhead shook her head, "That's nothing. Last night, I was so wasted that I had sex with two women, and I'm completely straight!"

The Blonde, who had been quiet for most of the afternoon, spoke up next. "Yeah...well I was so drunk last night, that I blew Chunks."

"Well that's not so bad." The redhead replied.

The brunette said, "Yeah, that's nothing compared to what we did."

The blonde shook her head rapidly and whispered, "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog..."  

[Mephis Inferni]

About the joke contest!


I will be ending the joke contest on Monday and the winner will be announced later that day. All submissions must be entered before midnight gaia standard time(Monday at 12am), or 3am eastern standard.  

[-Philosophys King-]

Last minute joke entry:

A boy was walking by the docks one day when he saw a pirate with a peg-leg, hook for a hand, and eye patch. The boy walked over to him and asked how he got all those. The man replied, "I got me peg-leg after a cannonball blew off me leg. I got me hook hand when a scurvy dog cut it off in a sword fight..." He stopped there, so the boy said, "So how did you get your eye patch?" The man sighed and said, "I got me eye patch when a fly was bothering me face and I wasn't quite used to the hook hand."
I know it probably won't win, but it's worth a try. Oh yea I got one more, but it's kinda more like a little joke statement:
When you see someone who looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and sings like a girl, you know you're looking at Justin Beiber.  

[Neo Archer]

Joke

Robert Pattinson climbed onto the roof of a fifty-foot story building and declared he was about to jump off. The news flashes on t.v causing thousands of girls to come to the building trying to talk to him to not jump. A million guys came in person to watch this event and many of them had set up lawn chairs with popcorn and held up signs and shouted ,"Do a flip!"  

[-Spectral MC---13th Grave]

Heres a joke,

A bearmon is walking by the road and it smells like honey,

A queenbee mon along with its children is following the scent,

They made a colone of waspmos and they are tired to walk anymore, so theyre just searching for honey

They saw bearmon covered with honey,

Queenbeemon grabs bearmon and dragged it to the hive,

She didnt noticed that it was a digimon because of her poor eyesight...

and now, bearmon is waxed and overed wit honey and waspmon eggs~~

Im lame D:  

[Mephis Inferni]

Alright so the winner of the Joke Contest is Neo Archer.

King, yours was Dq'd because it wasn't original.
Heavenly MC, yours made no sense to me.


Neo Archer, your prize is Numemon. For a good joke, you received a joke digimon biggrin  

[-Philosophys King-]

Sera Trystfall

Alright so the winner of the Joke Contest is Neo Archer.

King, yours was Dq'd because it wasn't original.
Heavenly MC, yours made no sense to me.


Neo Archer, your prize is Numemon. For a good joke, you received a joke digimon biggrin

Okay, so this
Robert Pattinson climbed onto the roof of a fifty-foot story building and declared he was about to jump off. The news flashes on t.v causing thousands of girls to come to the building trying to talk to him to not jump. A million guys came in person to watch this event and many of them had set up lawn chairs with popcorn and held up signs and shouted ,"Do a flip!" is original? I've seen this among many others like these on people's sigs EVERYWHERE. In fact, I say jokes like these to my friends at school. I know that I haven't even heard mention of my entry since about the second grade.

By the way no offense to Neo, I'm just saying that if mine isn't original, what exactly is Neo's?