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AH: Sure, I TOTALLY believe you on that.
AH: Awkward? Why? Just get your nearest weapon and kill s**t.
AH: Stop applying real world logic. It makes you look like a moron.

You have no idea why being a BLUH BLUH HUGE b***h online is so fun. Perhaps it has something to do with the G.I.F.T.

AH: You can fuse s**t with the Gushers, man.
AH: One of these days I'm going to make a computer I can stab things with. That will totally kick major a**.
AH: Anyway, feel free to share anything interesting you might come up with, orange-text. I know I will.

Heeding the advice set upon you by your new compatriot, you decide to experiment.

>> Blue: Combine self with Fly while singing Justin Bieber Songs whle doing the Funky Chicken.

Never. In. A. Million. Years.

You instead let one rip and vomit out the window in disgust. Once done with that, you continue experimenting, deciding to combine your favorite Headset and iPhone with one of your ninja face wraps. The result: a sweetass ninja communicator.

AA: Dudes, I just totally combined my ninja mask, headset and iPhone. Hands free baby! Oh yeah, more fusing to do.

>> Blue: Fuse trading cards with one of your many katanas.

How could this backfire? Wait, you take it back, a sword made of cards would be a bad thing to have, no to mention a waste of this awesome loot. No, it's better to think things through.

>> Blue: Fuse Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann figure with trading card.

Hells yeah, a legit TTGL card, oh wait, maybe you should've fused it with one of your crappy swords, maybe turn it into an awesome one with the power of an entire universe. DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT! Oh well, you might as well upgrade your wardrobe a bit.

>> Blue: Combine hoodie with ninja armor.

...okay, fine. You begrudgingly admit that what you have is technically Samurai armor, but now you can combine it, your ninja gi and hoodie for genuine ninja armor. You suddenly realize, you have no idea how to switch between Chums, you rapidly need to fix this!

>> Blue: Combine Ninja Communicator with Replica Goggles from your second favorite ninja anime.

AA: I can switch between people now, god, I feel like I'm playing Minecraft again. -_-;

>> Blue: Try out AH's thought of sharp and pointy computer.

You do and combine your now obsolete laptop with yet another sword from your obscenely large collection. The result seems to be a Digital Katana. Deciding to try again by working with a newly copied set of punch cards, this time switching the numbers around a little, you are left with a laptop that is now impossible to pick up due to the sharp metal spikes covering it.

AA began Pestering AH

AA: Hey AH, I do not recommend combing your computer with a blade, my Prickly Laptop can't be picked up, though it might work if you expel it from your Sylladex at something, or if you get indestructible hands. Just giving you a heads up.

AH: Denial's not just a river in Egypt, Pinkie.
AH: Anyway, like I told orange guy, you use your gushers to make s**t.
AH: You know that insanely wierd machine that no doubt broke something valuable in its placement?
AH: You use it to fuse the objects you come across. This is especially ideal when you're a ******** loser who can't fight like the rest of us.
AH: I would suggest making some armor and weapon(s) for yourself first and foremost.
AH: After that, see about making a portable computing devise. It makes everything so much easier when you can communicate with your fellow teammates in particularly strenuous situations without having to type.

You are starting to feel like a walking strategy guide. Perhaps just as unappreciated, too. You wonder why.

> Gale: Reply to AA.

All this multi-tasking is irritating you. You feel like killing more of those inky sailor scouts.

AH: Aaaw that sucks. D:
AH: Thanks for telling me ahead of time, though.

AA: No prob, thanks for helping.
AA: Who's this pink dude?
AA: Yo, what are you doing?
AA: Find anything cool?

You decide that while waiting, you should probably stock up on more items.

>> Blue: Captchalouge various ninja blades.

"Ninja Blades no Jutsu!" Damn your fetch modus. Eventually it just gets old adding a 'no Jutsu' after everything you want to Captchalouge. However, it's a minor drawback to an otherwise excellent system.

>> Blue: Captchalouge Spikey Computer.

Would that even work? Last time you got a tiny cut on one of your ninja fingers. No, it's been decided that you'll need some sort of hand protection for this thing, oh wait, that's right, you forgot you could manipulate your environment. Quick, back to the internet!

>> Blue: Use game to grab Spikey Laptop.

Excellent idea, since the game cursor can pick almost anything up, you grab the Spikey Laptop and waste no time hurling it out the window to parts unknown. Maybe it would help someone else someday or something.

>> Blue: Go downstairs and get something to eat.

Yes, even ninjas must feed from time to time when they are not busy doing ninja stuff. You head downstairs, slaying imps left and right and hit the refrigerator. To your dismay, it seems the imps have stolen all of your food and left behind ukeleles and photographs of themselves.

>> Blue: NINJA FURY!

You unleash your boundless rage and become a whirling tornado of death and awesomeness. After decimating the area you decide to see if your BROTHER'S stash is intact, in which case it would serve you well.

TB: I'm going to be offline for the time it takes me to reach the next objective. This may take a while, but I feel as though it will serve me better to not have any distractions.

Your SPRITE is FLIPPING THE ******** OUT. You sigh, and think of what you could feed it to mollify the GEARSPRITE. You'd consider throwing in one of the automatons, but they were so unhelpful you doubt you'd have any luck with them. Plus, they were all doing some maintenance s**t or whatever. What to do, what to do...

((Any ideas for prototyping?))

((A family heirloom ain't gonna know s**t.))