Best Movie Quote...EVER

[Zeo Hiroboshi]

"Time is such a gracious master, and yet it is a cruel thief."

~Voices of a Distant Star

Edit: For those who care enough, this was a kind of discussion between Nobaru and Mikako where they shared the same dialog.  

[Xayah]

Oh my God...Ive killed Harry Potter!
neville from harry potter and the goblet of fire..

we will turn these little mosquito bites into juicy juicy mangos
Bend it like Beckham

Gimli: Whats Happening?
Legolas: Shall I decribe it to you, or shall I find you a box?
Lotr TTT

God: Oh stop this grovelling! Every time, its always "Im sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "Im not worthy..."
Monty python and the Holy Grail

I cannot carry your burden Mr frodo...but I can carry YOU!
Sam, Lotr Rotk

Shampoo is better! i go on the hair first and I make the hair silky and smooth! No, conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth yeeahhh!...what're you lookin' at shwan?

Back to school...Back to school...I got my lunch packed...my boots tied tied tight...Im waiting for the bus which is coming right...now.

Billy maddison

Its so pretty...i think Ill call it...Bob.
You cant call a planet Bob!
Oh, so now youre the boss? Youre the president of Bob?
Titan A.E  

[User_2961583]

Sarge: Doctor Carmack's condition IS irreversible.
[Shoots Carmack]
Sarge: Because Carmack's condition is THAT. He's dead.


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Duke: Please tell me you didn't let a fine piece of woman like that get away from you Reaper?
John Grimm: She's my sister.
Duke: No s***?
Destroyer: Don't do that again man.
Duke: Do what?


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Sarge: [Talking about where the Imp came from] Is there anyway this thing came from the outside, on the surface?
Samantha Grimm: The planet is completely dead.
Corporal Dean Portman: It came from *some where*, lady.
Sarge: Portman, shutup.
Samantha Grimm: The atmosphere on the surface can't support life.
Corporal Dean Portman: Maybe it doesn't need air, it could've come from another planet or something.
Samantha Grimm: [scoffs] What, like an alien?
Corporal Dean Portman: LOOK AT THAT THING!
Sarge: PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F*** UP!

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Sarge: Semper Fi, motherf***er!  

[MrSeanPatrick]

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
-Silence of the Lambs

dont know if it has already been posted. sweatdrop  

[butterflygirlGK]

Starwars Episode 3:
Obi-wan: "You were the choosen one!!"

that one still hurts...

I can't think of anymore right now...  

[Riku of the Undead]

"There is no spoon"
~Matrix  

[sewing-life alchemist]

"its mercy conpation and forgivness i lack not racionality"

kill bill vol. 1  

[schizorain]

"We're kinda like 7-11. We may not always be doin' buisness, but we're always open." -- Murph, in Boondock Saints

"I'm Juggernaut, b***h!" -- Juggernaut in X-3. I was laughing my a** off when he said that one.  

[-x-hunni-bun-x-]

' There is no good or evil, only power, and those too weak to seek it. '

-Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone  

[sewing-life alchemist]

"only hurts when i breath"
red planet  

[monalisa80]

"I don't know how they found me, but they did. They found me. It's the Libyans!"
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacce-Emmett Brown Back To The Future


The best one I can think of right now  

[FLCLboy]

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

~ Casablanca


"HEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE'S JOHNNY!"


~ The Shining


"It's you. You make the sky rain blood...."


~ Samurai X


"I got rid of his weapons. Both of them."


~ Sin City  

[ferret321]

"Damn, he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour Three,"
Rush Hour 2
"It's Manbearpig!"
South Park

(This isn't a movie or a show, but it's my favorite quote)
"Who's John Galt?"
PM me if you know what it's from. (hint: it's a book.)  

[locke317]

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

"You mean you build MODEL airplanes!?!?!" - Flight of the Phoenix

"I'd just helped Ed Hickey into a taxi. Ed had been mixing his drinks, and I felt he needed conveying. I started to walk down the street when I heard a voice saying: 'Good evening, Mr. Dowd'. I turned, and there was this big white rabbit leaning against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that! Because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name." - Harvey

"Wilson: Who's Harvey?
Miss Kelly: A white rabbit, six feet tall.
Wilson: Six feet?
Elwood P. Dowd: Six feet three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts. " - Harvey (Harvey is an invisible rabbit in the movie)  

[imbellis]

"yipee kiy-yay ********" - die hard 2

i only say that cos he bew up a plane full of bad guys afterwards lol