Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but it costs more then you can afford.

I wish wishes didn’t so often end in death.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, they now often end in comas.

I wish magic was real.  

[Rain And Roses]

Granted, but it was only bad magic cast on you.

I wish I was a ninja ninja  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you get in a fight with a more powerful ninja who cripples you for life

I wish I had a parrot  

[Rain And Roses]

Granted, but it has a fettish for human eyes, and it eats yours.

I wish I had a really cool guitar.  

[CutesieBubbles]

You get the guitar but the strings are all broken and it crashes on top your head and breaks (and you get a concussion.)

I wish I had a pink I-Pod mini!  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but it has a glitch and can only hold 20 songs.

I wish I had an elegant blue ribbon.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you weave it into a braid in your hair and it gets so tangled in it that you have to cut all your hair off !

I wish I was married to Gwen Stefani heart  

[Soul of Deflection]

Granted but you get chase down by bunch of fangirls...(Who is it anyways?)

I wish for my PS2 to be fixed.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but five minutes after you drop it and crack the screen

I wish my cat would stop staring at me.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, it leaves, catches a bird, comes back, and procedes to eat the poor bird in front of you.

I wish there was world peace.  

[CutesieBubbles]

Granted, but then the world is so peaceful and you get all the violence and anger and such of the people and start murdering everybody.

I wish I had a little white kitten.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but it hates you and loves your worst enemy.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but the wish kills the thread.

I wish gold hadn't become so hard to earn.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but inflation becomes so ridiculous that no one can afford anything.

I wish Morgana's Hat wasn't so expensive.