Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[Italian Jelly Bean]

um.. woah -peels off the crust and eats it than gives the rest to my cat-

hey mr.pizza guy! i 'd like a large extra booger pizza with sushi, leftover cat food, 3 year old meat loaf and some mold to give it flavor with a cherry on top" smile  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

yum yum, eat-um up!

hello , pizza guy, yeah I want the hobo special, extra leeches and maggots. Oh, and don't forget the rabies dipping sauce. It's the rabies that gives it that extra kick!  

[fairywaif]

Takes one look at pizza and screams. Runs away flailing arms.

Can I have a singing chipmunk pizza with 4 and twenty blcakbirds? And catfur. Gotta have the catfur.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

......ohh...... delish!!!!!

dirty dish rag pizza, and an extra large mop water.  

[Taffylover]

*looks at the pizza and gives it to Cinderella*

Hey, pizzaguy! I'd like an extra large pizza with scissors and knives as the topping, and with lighters as the sauce.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

my fav!!!!


yo pizza dude, gimme a large nitro glycerin pizza, and hey, can we get this by candle light?  

[xXGothicLullubyXx]

*Pokes with a stick* I think it moved O_o

hay pizza dude,id like a lage pizza with tipe A blood....oh and a little bit of human for my demon side =^_^=  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

hehehe, ah..... fresh meat!!!!!


yo pizza guy, gimme the stomach acid special......  

[vgraceabutterfly]

"Pop, Pop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relife it is Alkaseltzer(soooo spelled that wrong).
Speaking of which....

i Wanna a txt talk pizza w/ exta LOL and OMG  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

Alkaseltzer pizza with a large coke, please.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

*eats pizza* BUUURP.
Hey pizza dude! Imma get a chocolate milk skittles pizza with extra cheez, anchovies, and a whole uncooked yellowfin tuna on top!  

[Taffylover]

Woot! Sushi and candy all at once!

Yo, pizza dude, I'd like a smily pizza with some hearts and pitchforks thrown in  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

*uses pitchfork as toothpick, then pokes a random person with it, smiles evilly.* HEART! *throws heart at random person*

Hey pizza guy! Lemme have the Writer's Special, a pizza with eraser ruboffs, used and crumpled paper, pens, ink, and a giant bowl of Udon and fried tofu on top!  

[Taffylover]

Yum. Inspiration for my new novel!!!!

Pizza dude, how about a medium with ink sauce, dice toppings, and playing cards as cheese? Oh! And don't forget the extra poker chips.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

wow, really gets me into the game........

okay, so I wanna get a large llama meat pizza, super mega extra well done.