corrupt a wish

[Pepita3]

granted but you end up hating mccain and take obamas place and run against the other candidate mrgreen

I wish i could tell when someone likes me redface  

[TemptedBlaze]

Granted, but it turns out NOBODY likes you.

I wish I was not freezing atm!  

[Pepita3]

granted but you then get frostbite xd

I wish that i had animal powers exclaim (and please think of something other then being hunted down stressed )  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but one day while you were a rat you were capture and put with other rats to test a pill to give people instant cancer for their plans to take ove the world and you die 3 days later.

I wish every one was a republican.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you become your worst nightmare. . . . . a democrat!!!!Mwahahahahahahahaha blaugh twisted

I wish i didnt have to take green slimy medicine. . . . . . .blehh xp crying  

[disliker of the mary sue]

grantede but you take red stuff that taste even worse and gives you diaheria for 3 years. twisted blaugh

I wish i know every fighting style and was extrmly good at all of them.  

[TemptedBlaze]

Granted, but you challenge someone with far greater powers and end up a vegetable.

I wish I was invisible.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but then you get a mosquito bite, and cant tell where to scratch.

i wish my girlfriend would come back to town.....  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but she also bring her super rich adonis boyfriend and tells you its all over.

i wish obama was a consevtive republican.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but. . . . . . . . . i dot know how to corrupt this one soooooooooo you lose 50bucks blaugh

I wish i knew how to corrupt the wish above me exclaim  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you mess up and end up making him exactly what she wanted rather than the opposite.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on at my friend's house right now.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you go blind from the horrible sight.

i wish i had an unhackable profile.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you make the password way to complex, lose what you wrote it on, and can't get on it yourself.

(With who I think is over there I would go blind from seeing his ugly face.)

I wish someone were online to talk to.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but he speaks a language you don't understand.

i wish that gaia would have more anime sponsers with great items.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but they're all from animes that you absolutely hate.

I wish I didn't have this Slipknot song stuck in my head because it's blending with another one by them. >.<