The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you for your grammar.  

[Knoxlysia X]

i ban you because your a stinky pumpkin thing  

[Garynook]

I ban you because one day they'll make a progressive learning artificial intelligence that cybers.  

[fire axel 08]

i ban you for promoting Cybermen  

[SighingNight]

I ban you cause you might hurt me with your lightsayber  

[fire axel 08]

banned for thinking i am violent....it is my night light.  

[ThornySinger]

You're banned for having long hair!  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for banning long hair when you also have long hair !  

[shadowsoldier2]

You're banned for banning the ban that banned banishment of banning bans. O.o  

[Garynook]

I ban you for exceeding the maximum amount of the word "ban" and its diratives.  

[fire axel 08]

banned for being pickey on other peoples english  

[Garynook]

I ban you because natives should speak better English than foreigners unless they have a good excuse.  

[fire axel 08]

ban you for not speaking amreicanese  

[SighingNight]

I ban you cause I don't think 'Americanese' is a real language!  

[fire axel 08]

you usta could and sinchas up why don yew call yall them in dat dere back yard and tell them dat aunt enita ate her hamburger...inisheate every one else's

(^example of americanese aka Redneck)

banned for not knowing that