How would you kill the person above you?

[Leprechaun_Sean]

With kindness.  

[Mega Mullet]

with poisoned blowdarts  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Impaling him with his own sword.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Force feeding delicious cake.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Make them look incredibly ugly and then show them their reflection.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Toss him into a lion cage.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

turn him into a fly and feed him to a lizard.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Chain him up and starve him to death.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Nuke him with 100 nuclear bombs.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Have fight to the death with Ian and Rufus  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Feed him to my cat.  

[Nine1122]

Chain him to the ground and trap him in a room listening to one direction till he begged me to take his head. Then I would wait two hours and finally do it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Poison his drink  

[Asterodea]

Use my magical girl powers to burn him to crisp?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Kick her hard in the face.