corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

(a flaming sword would make them scratch their head though and think it's something oddly new and more dangerous lol)
(But Mon. is a holiday xd )

Granted but it ends up breaking shortly after it turns into a black one.
(I'd give ya mine >.<)

I wish that my potatoes were done cooking.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

but the potatoes are extremly burnt.

I wish i can stay up for a long time with no ill effects and i can still sleep if i want to waste time.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you decide that you don't like staying up late anymore and end up sleeping constantly instead. (sooo stupid but that's a good wish lol)

I wish that I could think of something to write for my character's profile, it's starting to bother me now.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you forgot a second later.

i wish i could write really better then any other author so i can write the full story of my avatar's life.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but since the publishers don't think anyone would be interested in it it doesn't get published and circulated to the public.

I wish that I had a desk in my room so I could type and eat without worrying about spilling my food on my bf's baby blanket.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

( who said i was going to get it puplished i was just going to do story incremts in my journal)

granted but you spill stuff on the blanket anyway.

I wish i did not have to breath to live.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you have to be completely submerged in water like a fish lol
(That would seriously suck, it's too old for the abuse and can't be washed often)

I wish I could dance.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted you master some lame dance like the robot or something.

i wish i had the ability to transform into my avatar at will and be able to transform back.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but people are very afraid when you transform in front of them and they scream witch at you.

I wish this b***h that's talking to me would shut up because I wont give her my gramster.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(who said i would be stupid enough to transform in puplic)
granted but she just hacks it awy from you and any other item thats valuble.

I wish that my avator had a cool backstory with action,adventure,romance,and humor and it was written really well with no flaws at all. (corrupt that)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's not written by you and you figure out that someone else actually stole your identity so you are not who you believe you are. (I'm feeling rather matrixy for some reason right now. oh btw I doubt she can hack my account she's noobish...)

I wish that I had more of these potatoes.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(you never know who might be a hacker)
granted but the potatoes come from your next door neighbor and she has you arrested for theif.

i wish that my ps2 was not having any problems at all or any of my other game sytems or accesserys or the tv's. ( try to corrupt this wish)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but an electrical transformer goes out and you're left without power for about 1 week.
(scary thought there)

I wish that I had an infinite supply of Coca-Cola.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but they also came from your next door neiabor so she beats the crap out of you.

I wish a had a field of stardust around my avatar.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get hacked for having such a unique avi.

I wish that I knew who the hell was bidding on the gramster.