Why I Killed You

[ScuroFenice]

I killed you because it was the blood moon... strange things happen these nights  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because you irresponsibly blame a satellite for your murderous impulses.  

[ScuroFenice]

I killed you because my finger "accidentally" slipped and pulled down the trigger right when it was aiming at you  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for having a slippery finger. that's just gross. you've should really work on your hygiene.  

[ScuroFenice]

I killed you because you didn't include a drink in your picnic  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because you don't appreciate the abundance and taste of freshly harvested dewdrops.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for hiding letters addressed to the resistance in your basket. You thought I didn't know but I did!  

[delasislas]

for not having flames!!!!!!!!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I didn't like your nose.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because your nose is covered and therefore i cannot judge it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I assumed your slumber party was actually a place where rebels met up to discuss anti-government activity and therefore I assumed you were a rebel.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because you assume the worst. it's a SLUMBER PARTY, gadzooks.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you just to be safe.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because you keep failing to kill everyone, and incompetence annoys me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I took that as an insult.