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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:31 pm
I killed you because it was the blood moon... strange things happen these nights
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:41 pm
i killed you because you irresponsibly blame a satellite for your murderous impulses.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:44 pm
I killed you because my finger "accidentally" slipped and pulled down the trigger right when it was aiming at you
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:49 pm
i killed you for having a slippery finger. that's just gross. you've should really work on your hygiene.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:58 pm
I killed you because you didn't include a drink in your picnic
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:18 pm
i killed you because you don't appreciate the abundance and taste of freshly harvested dewdrops.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:19 pm
I killed you for hiding letters addressed to the resistance in your basket. You thought I didn't know but I did!
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:36 pm
for not having flames!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:08 pm
I killed you because I didn't like your nose.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:59 pm
i killed you because your nose is covered and therefore i cannot judge it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:24 pm
I killed you because I assumed your slumber party was actually a place where rebels met up to discuss anti-government activity and therefore I assumed you were a rebel.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:19 am
i killed you because you assume the worst. it's a SLUMBER PARTY, gadzooks.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:30 am
I killed you just to be safe.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:17 pm
i killed you because you keep failing to kill everyone, and incompetence annoys me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:29 pm
I killed you because I took that as an insult.
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