corrupt a wish

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the knowledge is too much for your brain to handle so you forget before you head explodes.

I wish i had a giant robot dinosaur with lots of vissable electricity that can't shock me and had no ai so i controll it manuly and i knew how to controll it and it cannot be stolen. ( try to corrupt this wish because i covered up all the loose ends.)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it overheats and ends up exploding.

I wish that I weren't so paranoid about that stupid person earlier.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(darn it forgot to cover that loose end.)

granted but when she hacks your profile you relized that you should have heed the warnig your parinoia was giving you.

i wish i had a halo like the one on my avatar in real life.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it ends up breaking on you by accidentally being dropped.
(she got offline, I told her off)

I wish that I were back in July  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but in july the tempeture suddenly turend 6000 decress.

I wish i had the ability to controll any luck and i was perfectly in controll and i used these powers for good.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get captured by a villain who wants to force you to use them for evil.

(That would seriously suck >.<)

I wish for my Halloween costume to fit me perfectly this year.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(like that would happen i would just use my powers to blow up the villian heart because the ablity to controll luck is like messing with the fabric of the universe.)
granted but your costume sucks.

I wish people would stop saying my avator lookes like a pirate.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but nobody says they like it either.
(It's my costume from last year which was actually pretty great, it's revamped so it should be more of what I wanted.)

I wish that I had more people to talk to besides 3 of my friends ^^ I need some variety.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(i did not know that)

granted but every one else you talk to is a noob wanting your scarf.

i wish all the emo people suddenly stopped being emo.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but then they're perky...like scary perky.
(Yeah...lol all I need now are a few added accessories that I like and the eye makeup)

I wish I knew what I was doing for Halloween as far as who I'm going out with.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it turns out your hang out with the formally emo that are super perky because of you.(haha i turn you coruption against you)

I wish i could steal all the skill from other people.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but the skill overload makes you implode.
(scary thought there >< I hate perky people.)

I wish I could get Jack, my friend's cat. crying  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the cat keeps trying to run away from you.

i wish i had perfect condition sunglasses that was not broken in any way.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you come down with a condition that won't allow you to go into the sunlight and thus you can't use them.

I wish that people would stop trying to flirt with me when they don't even know me.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

grated now all the people who flirt with you know excactly who you are.

I wish i had the ablity to turn people who are not me to stone and have perfect controll and is able to turn then back into flesh.