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 Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:19 pm
Because some day... Technology is going to get sick of being depended on and is going to terrorize everyone.
Why am I addicted to Coca Cola?!
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:32 pm
Because they still secretly dump cocaine into it.
Why are dogs obsessed with rolling in poop?
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:44 pm
BEcause they think it makes them smell good!
Why does Mary have a little lamb?
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:59 pm
Because she couldnt have a pig
Why are buildings called buildings when they’re already finished being built?
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:02 pm
Because she couldn't have a fluffy cloud for a pet
Why do people get nosebleeds?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:03 am
because your nose is crying
why do cats not play the fiddle
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:10 am
 Because of union policy! Why do people pull a funny face when they're about to sneeze?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:40 am
To try and scare it away!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:16 am
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
domokun pink clouds. (duh!) domokun
why is the ocean blue???
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:08 pm
because the fish pee blue liquid.
xp
When did the cow jump over the moon?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:29 pm
56768967896789 b.c
why am I dressed like a pirate?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:55 pm
because u want my sexy bod >.<
Why am i hungry?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:59 pm
Because you haven't eaten in 58 years.
Who is going to walk the plank next? xD
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:05 pm
your girlfriend...O_o
Why do bird suddenly appear.. everytime your are near?
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:07 pm
Because I was born in an alfred hitchcock film.
How sharp is my sword?
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