corrupt a wish

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the rest of the school week is going to be hell.

i wish that they introduce poker as a gaia game.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you become addicted to it and develop a gambling addiction in real life because of it.

I wish my mac and cheese were done.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it came out burnt.

I wish that gaia black jack works in a way where counting cards acualy works well.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it can also get you kicked out of black jack

I wish that I had a mountain dew.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the mountain dew was tainted with laxington.

i wish they make ssb for the nintendo ds.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but your DS breaks right as you get the game.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but know you now have diaeria.

i wish humans had tails.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you end up with a rat tail.

I wish that I had kitty ears.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(whats wrong with a rat tail? rats are cute when they are breeded to feed snakes)
granted but your arch enemy riped them off.

I wish i had an albino aliigator that was a veggietarioun.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but someone thinks he's going to attack them and ends up killing him.

I wish everyone used proper grammar.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but now they all speak with a bad french accent.

I wish i could get gwee the dragon for my avatar in a perfectly legit way.(and don't just say it was hacked thats a old joke)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't think of any way to incorporate Gwee into your avi and never use him because of it.

I wish I have an amazing first day of school.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(but i had found a way to incorperated gwee.)
granted but you failed the school year.

i wish i had the ability to make diamonds out of nothing.  

[SixxFixx]

(I've been getting straight A's since I started high school and have been taking some of the most difficult classes at the same time.)

Granted but someone thinks you're an international diamond thief and reports you to the CIA.

I wish I felt better.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but 3 seconds later you feel 10^100 worse.

i wish my i had more friends in reality real friends not fake ones like cheap bimbo's and shallow people.