Why I Killed You

[magic_doglover]

i killed you so that the ball would be less crowded.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for not showing up in costume for the ball!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I shot you because I thought you were a moose. Oh well.  

[Nazara]

I killed you because the world is overpopulated  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you because...well, I was angry, and you were just...there.  

[Nazara]

I killed you because the world doesn't need any more people with anger issues.  

[delasislas]

i killed you for.......*asks personality that killed you* for being mean!!!!!!!!  

[Nazara]

I killed you for having two sets of wings  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you for smoking. Seriously, I'm allergic. What are you doing, polluting the air?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you accidentally in an attempt to put out the fire, not realizing it was your life source.... sweatdrop  

[Nazara]

I killed you for stealing every item of an antique store and putting it on simultaneously  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for thinking i steal from antique stores! scream  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for killing Ernie the Giant Chicken and taking his feathers for your outfit before Peter Griffin could finish him off.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for making Family Guy references too often. they were funny the first few times, but come on. razz  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for picking your nose on national television. I saved you and your family mass embarrassment.