corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

Granted but they all have to move away and you never get to talk to them.

I wish that people weren't bothering me to go play pinball.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted now they bugg you to play slots with them.

i wish that i owned nasa.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but the government stops funding nasa because you're in control of it.

I wish for my friend to return my book and CD to me tomorrow instead of Tuesday.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but to be cruel he/she burns them in front of you. twisted

i wish i had the ablity to shapeshift.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get stuck in a half human half animal form for a long long time.

(He knows I'd be super mad because it's Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice and The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack.)

I wish my old French teacher hadn't moved to Boston.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted he moved to austrialia.

i wish that i had arwal duel disk and every one else had one.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but that wish corrupted itself.

I wish that I could come up with creative corruptions.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but with all the coreption in the brain it deleated all the knowledge except basic functioins and you became a dumb bimbo for the rest of enterty.

i wish i had mudkip.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get bored of them

(I'd die if I were stupid for the rest of eternity. I'd fit the dumb blond stereotype which I've been fighting since I was in middle school.)

I wish I weren't running a fever.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

now your running a 10^100 mile marathon.

i wish i had the power to make fictional charecters real.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't develop them so they end up developing in the real world and some inevitably become evil because of it.

I wish that my ring would fit right.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but because of the uncertaintly pricalble it dissapeers to the center of a black hole.

I wish they had a seven foot sword item (think sepheroth's sword) as a item in gaia.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it won't allow you to equip it.
(Id be angry if that happened, I finally found one that looks similar to the one from The Crow)

I wish that my bunny were active.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but bunnie breed faster then you can breed them so trying to feed them you go bankrupt.

i wish i won the lottery and i was the only one and did not lose the ticket or the money.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you're not of age so you can't play the lottery.
(I only have one bunny)

I wish that I had a time machine.