corrupt a wish

[disliker of the mary sue]

(what makes you think i'm underaged?)

granted but you accently go too far in the future when every thing is at abslote zero degress and you die fast.

i wish i had one of those miniture horses.(they are so cute.)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's mean.

I wish that people would spell correctly.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but now every one writes and understands latin or some other dead language except you.

i wish i could draw in manga style perfectly.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but after so long your hand shakes and you decide to put it down.

I wish that I had something to make me feel better.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but they acendently replaced your medicne percription with suger pills.

i wish my computer had infinet memery and could not crash or be broken or stolen in any way.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you can't find anything to store on it thus leaving it worthless.

I wish that I didn't have Mr. Evil for an English teacher this year.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(his name is realy mr.evil?)

granted but now one of the super perky former emo's you granted earlier is now teaching.

i wish i had a better ability to make great jokes.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but they're so great that nobody gets them.

(His name translates to bad and evil in Latin and German, or so I'm told.)

I wish I could beat my friend in the head right now.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but he goes brain dead and you have to pay his medical bills and you feel guilty for the rest of your life.

i wish life was more like a video game where i was a hero.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but as you know all super heroes have a weakness, and yours is known to everyone.

I wish my friends weren't pervs.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

( your forgeting in video games and comic book the number one rule is the hero never loses unless it important to the plot and never dies)

granted their all ***** now.

i wish i had a slurpy from 7-11  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you get caught in a robbery while you're there.

I wish I had Slush Puppy.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it has rabies and cancer.

i wish the artic and antarticia dissapeered so doom mongerer can't say it would melt and make sea leval rise.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but now people who love polar bears, penguins and other arctic creatures hate you and hunt you down.

(Slush puppies are like slushies only more icey...not so smooth. I thought that they were all across the U.S)

I wish that I had something to drink.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(who said they know it was my fault.)
granted you drink the experiment item from gaia.

I wish i had a cool elvolving item.