Why not... Write a six word story?

[Abidel]

I like where this thread's going.
But without further stalling, here's mine:

Tumors are a common side affect.

The police officers were not amused.

Where'd all the midgets come from?

Nice rack (up in the kitchen).

Fun as a barrel of monkeys.

Well now, this is rather addictive.

Sadly, I've run out of ideas.  

[ObliviousDoom]

heres one

i lol'ed at abidel's funny post

i too would like to know

where all the midgets came from

i know it sounds rather mean

but im just joking like always



rofl  

[Abidel]

Of course now, ObliviousPirate, no one means any harm. I'm fairly certain they were just having a low-altitude bachelor party. Those little guys sure get rowdy when they're drunk.

Anyway, I seem to have found a bit more creativity in me recently:

The duck would regret eating that.

Cannibal? No, he only eats politicians.

I'm sure he meant no harm.

Stand still, it will hurt less.  

[ObliviousDoom]

abidel' avitar looks pretty darn cool,

cool-aid, cures what ever aids you

i like throwing pennies at people

lol you just got rick rolled

spiders freak me the crap out

i eat a pizza every day

chuck norris, knows ware you live

and so does sweeney todd too.  

[Lexi Luthor]

I was stabbed in the heart.

lest you always make me?

I bite the hand that feeds.  

[Laki Larian]

No one noticed the missing shadow.

I smiled just to grab your soul.

Left alone when company's actually desired.

So crowded when solitude is required.

Who me? The blushing red one?  

[Abidel]

Thanks ObliviousPirate (you're looking good yourself).

Don't worry Lex_x-X-x_y, I'm a doctor!

Hey Laki- leggo my eggo soul!

Elemental items, Gaia's Dow-Jones index.

This sandwich tastes... familiar. Where's Jim?

So many children. Need more razorblades.

To me, it's always been Constantinople.  

[ObliviousDoom]

awe thanks your way too sweet

i agree, way too many kids

sweeney would be happy to ablige twisted

i talk about him too much

its just that sweeney's so awesome

i freaking love the sweeney todd

enough about him for a moment

who likes the legend of zelda

that game kicks major freaking a**

zelda is better than kingdom hearts

oh yeah, i said it, what?

why am i talking to myself?

i have not a freaking clue.  

[ic_instantnoodle]

a tear raced down my cheek.
or
His questing lips found mine, soft.
or
The blade dropped from her hand
OR
[last one x3]

This all started with a kiss.  

[The_Belle_Ingenue]

Her kiss tasted of sweet death

The horns just support my halo twisted

She was beauty and grace personified

They stared in shock and awe

The gilded rose glittered so beautifully  

[Shadic14]

I'm starting a new Barton Town RP, anyone interested click here.  

[MidNightAuthoress]

Tears go unnoticed, unlike the rain.



xd  

[Abidel]

And then... the thread got bumped.  

[SPI -14]

The fire didn't stop the horde...  

[Creator of Destruction]

I have one, too:

These stories do not have plots.

Doesn't that make them....not stories?

And now I will duck for fear of being hit.