Quotation Bump Station! - Read the first post

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Are you going to chop me up and put me in the garbage now? Because Shmee tells me you're a bad guy. He says this is a bad place to be. Please don't chop me up." -Squee  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"No, Daddy! No!! He's weird, and scary! And I don't like him!! And he's the son of Satan!!" -Squee  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"I am as unpredictable as the nervous park squirrel!" -Tenna  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine." - Zim  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantelope on your head, muttering to yourself 'I am a hamster'!"-Leslie Nielson  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"what doesn't kill us, only makes us stranger."  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"whether in a suit or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another."-nny  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"dear diary, I seem to be dead."-nny  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"I know forgiveness is out of the question. I just ask for what we all ask of the peole we respect- that the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting."nny  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Yay! I'm home and i wasn't attacked by a squirrel."
-squee  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Without fail!! Everytime I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect! You flies with your unyielding little minds! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!"-nny  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Mommy's ignoring you honey. Go bother your father, he's in his study."-Squee's mom  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"Let's go to my room, Shmee. We'll hide under the blankets and maybe fall asleep before we die." - Squee!  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"My head's not big! Why does everyone say that? "-Dib  

[Cat_the_Demon]

"I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. "-GIR