Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Fasie]

Granted, but someone steals all your gold so you cant buy it.

I wish I had a button that, when pressed, would make all other buttons explode.  

[valkyn3]

Granted, but when you press it, it blows up as well. Destroying all your fingers on that hand....now your friends have to open ketchup bottles for you...


I wish I had a old 69 Camaro Z28  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but it breaks down on a lonely isolated road at 4am and you have to walk five miles through the dark woods in the pouring rain!

I wish I owned my own record label  

[malapropism life]

Granted, but a scandal rocks your company and you go bankrupt.

I wish I owned the golden gate bridge.

 

[Different...Very.]

YES I've heard of it!!! I LOVE THIS GAME! I'm the master of Evil Genieness twisted

Granted, it's free now since it somehow collapsed and we melted and crumpled all the material to worthless junk. Enjoy!

I wish my hair grew to touch my shoulder blades  

[Ton-chan]

*poof* Your wish comes true... Kind of.
You grow a quasimodo style hunch back, making your hair touch your shoulders! whee

I wish i had boobies!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha  

[Jsm_Tbird]

Granted! They grow from the soles of your feet. Not only are they thickly calloused and disgusting, but each step you take is one of immense pain.


I wish I could have unlimmited access to precious metals and gems to make jewelry from.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but others gain unlimited access too, the market is flooded with jewelry, deflation occurs, and coal becomes the new ‘in’ fashion statement.

I wish I had your security blanket.  

[rhexiam]

your security blanket gets stapled to your face by your best friend's dog

i wish for some pancakes  

[Jsm_Tbird]

Granted. Old pancakes that have been thrown out that are days, weeks, or even months old, appear at your feet. Enjoy the slimy toppings!

I wish I had more time to get things done.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but you waste that time getting chased by wolves.

I wish they would add more emoticons.  

[[.Infected Mushrooms.]]

Then all the emoticons disappeared in the black abyss of Toms heart (tom from myspace)

I wish i was a Tanalie Lama ^_^

 

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but as I have no idea what that is, I accidently turn you into mashed potatoes and you get eaten by a fat german couple.

I wish that nobody is offended by my above comment.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but you find it insulting that no one took offence.

I wish I had the demonic pitchfork.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, someone stabs you to death and leaves you impald on it.

I wish someone would explain this hw assignment to me (so I can understand it.)