The "You Are Banned" Game

[iiGypsy_Jazz]

I ban you for not training my horse, anyway!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you for being too lazy to train your own damn horse!  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you for stealing roses from my garden !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you for trying to rebel against my government.


Actually, I don't ban you. Instead I'm sending you and your family off to a prison camp to be shot to death.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I ban you for being cruel to that person and their family.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you because I can.  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you for messin' with my family oh no you didn't ! scream *smacks upside the head and then guns down in a shower of bullets !*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you for thinking those weapons can hurt me. I am protected by my massive army.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for thinking you're invincible. It's all in your head. (evil laugh) ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for practicing medicine using garden tools.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for being cruel to your people!  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being cruel to not only your but other people as well.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for pulling off an Austin Powers vibe.
Yeah baby yeah! mrgreen  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for holding that green fluffy thing hostage.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You are banned for sinking the Titanic. Nice going captain. ninja