The "You Are Banned" Game

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for the use of fans  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being jealous of her because she has fans to abuse.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for a stupid hat  

[Princess Zelda21]

I ban you for impersonating a captain.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for not appreciating my look  

[KBiT]

You are banned for the criminal act of piracy; repent now or face the gallows  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for forgetting to make pancakes for breakfast.  

[DiscordWhovian]

You are banned for making a Zelda reference  

[Garynook]

I ban you for a stupider hat.  

[Ember Terran]

I ban you for baring your buns of steel!  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for having a cooler look than me  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for making your own pirate fashion.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for immitating a doctor  

[Ember Terran]

I ban you for attempting a cooler look than me  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for noticing my FAIL at looking cooler than you