The "You Are Banned" Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for not wearing a proper captain's shirt.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for forgetting your manners!  

[Mad Haru]

You're banned for sleeping on the job!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for using kitchenware as weapons.  

[DiscordWhovian]

Your banned for that fluff ball  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for doing piracy.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for not pirating.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for encouraging piracy.  

[Luxurious Poverty]

You're banned for not condoning pirating.

 

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for forgetting your medical equipment!  

[Luxurious Poverty]

You're banned for being sick in bed when you should be captured.

 

[Garynook]

I ban you for not capturing her and whatever she may have.  

[Luxurious Poverty]

I ban you for having the most toned buttocks in all the Solar System.

 

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for being on fire  

[Princess Zelda21]

I ban you for avoiding your job!