corrupt a wish

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the original artist sends assassin after you to kill you for doing it better.

i wish that i had the abillity to take over people bodies.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but one body you take over was scheduled for an exucutioning in the chair and the body you're in dies along with you*buzz* blaugh

I wish that i become a homicide detective mhen im older xd  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but, when you finally corner the suspect, he shoots you and you die. Opps! ^^;;

I wish my printer wasn't so idiotic.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the printer got so smart it made a death star and shot the earth

I wish my computer can handel 3D graphics better.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but the next day it crashes,dies and is thrown in the lake never to be heard from again blaugh

I wish i understood my brother.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted you switch bodies with your brother wife forever.

i wish i had the ownership of new york city.  

[Lily127]

Granted, but the people rebel and Execute you.
I wish I had a perfect kitten that could talk to me for up to an hour each day.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but it sinks eek

I wish i had my own laptop emo  

[Lily127]

Granted... But it blows up 10 seconds after turning it on.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it one of thouse toy laptops.

i wish i had a unbreakable flat screen tv that can't be stolen and i got it legally.  

[Lily127]

(Umm I granted that wish first)
Granted, but you cant get any channels on it, or play DVDs or Videos.

I wish I couldSleep soundly until 8:00 in the morning.  

[Rohllie1029]

Granted, but you have to be at work at 8:30 and it's an hour away.

I wish my car was an Autobot Transformer(the good guys)  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you blow up for no reason.
i wish their was a avi item that shows some sort of battle aura.  

[Lily127]

Granted, but it costs, 99,999,999,999,990 gaia cash.
I wish that my avi was the best looking, on gaia.