The "You Are Banned" Game

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for being stubborn.  

[Intoxikace]

I ban you for having a green pet.  

[Luxurious Poverty]

I ban you for the excessive use of pink

 

[Intoxikace]

I ban you for the excessive use of fire. >3  

[Luxurious Poverty]

I ban you for banning with an invalid reason.

 

[Deppfan]

I ban you for banning someone who banned someone with an invalid reason, with your own invalid reason.  

[Fabled Heartbreak]

I ban you for random notes  

[Deppfan]

I ban you for concealing your identity. Who are you, and what were you doing on the night of January 11th?  

[Garynook]

I ban you for impersonating me.. and looking so damn sexy.  

[Deppfan]

I ban you for looking so sexy in the first place.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for not voting for the pirate party.  

[Ember Terran]

I ban you to break the monotony of pasty white butts  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for possesion of a weapon  

[Ember Terran]

I ban you for having such big shoes!  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for not approving of my shoes