The "You Are Banned" Game

[ProphecyEmpress]

You're banned for promoting laziness in an environment full of honest citizens.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for wearing purple on a Tuesday.  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for dictating when a person is allowed to wear purple !  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for not having safeguards against the homicidal bear hiding under your bed.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for not inviting me to your picnic.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for reminding me of a cartoon/anime character that i can't place/remember.  

[Zera Stardust]

You're banned because I framed you for murder.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for sinking ships and stealing damsels in distress.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

You're banned for spilling acid on someone's couch.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for smoking in a non-smoking area.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

You're banned for getting dirt on your picnic towel.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for having strange capitalization in your username.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for having NO capitalization in your username.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

You're banned for making me laugh obnoxiously at 3 AM.

@Eternal: LOL! I was going to ban him for the same reason.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for punishing someone for making you laugh.