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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:06 pm
Jay1511 i feel so left out crying (Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:06 pm
Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:07 pm
hybridblake Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding Aw, bye. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:07 pm
Millenear Yazora Jay1511 i feel so left out crying (Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^ no thanks sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 pm
hybridblake Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 pm
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 pm
hybridblake Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding Buh-bye!^^ (gives him chips and nacho cheese aloong with a few more of his fingers) We should have another cook out some time^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:09 pm
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:09 pm
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles*
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:10 pm
Jay1511 Millenear Yazora Jay1511 i feel so left out crying (Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^ no thanks sweatdrop Too bad ... its really good with nacho cheese. (dips part of the arm in cheese and manches)
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:10 pm
Earth's emergency defense plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:11 pm
ApacheTear EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles* Ew... xP Spay disinfectant O_o Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:12 pm
Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur ApacheTear EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles* Ew... xP Spay disinfectant O_o Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:12 pm
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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