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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:24 pm
....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:24 pm
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:25 pm
ApacheTear ....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"? I'm just bored... Lol Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:26 pm
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:26 pm
Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur ApacheTear ....whats with all these chuck norris "facts"? I'm just bored... Lol Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child. oh XP well imma go eat...so have fun posting chuck norris facts ^^ ill be back in 15 razz
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:27 pm
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:28 pm
Bye
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:29 pm
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:30 pm
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:31 pm
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:33 pm
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:35 pm
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:36 pm
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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