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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:37 pm
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:39 pm
Chuck Norris does not kick a** and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks a** and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:40 pm
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:41 pm
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:42 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:42 pm
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:43 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:43 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:45 pm
heart I Love Monkeys heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:46 pm
heart I Love Monkeys heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:46 pm
Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas"
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