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 Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:24 pm
Because you suck at Mario Kart.
*drills tooth* Stop fidgeting.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:25 am
(((Made me laugh eternal!)
I would, but your assistant keeps tickling me.
Stop drilling my beak!
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:30 pm
What beak?
Bring me a glass of fine wine.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:34 pm
Mew?
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew meow. (Pick me up and hold me like a human baby)
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:52 pm
Picks you up...
Go do a triathlon in the Antarctic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:15 pm
Um. No. That would mean having to get sweaty, and people who can afford fine suits like these don't do 'sweaty'.
Bring me my latest stock reports.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:34 am
Your Stock in "Boris Reappette Academy" as sky rocketed 10 fold!
Go clean my kitty litter.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:17 am
Fine. *grabs your litter box and tosses it out the window*
Would kindly make me a sandvich?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:34 am
Very well. -makes sandvich and throws it at your face- You didnt say to hand it to you.
Go make me a ice cream sunday.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:48 am
(Yes. I'm a jackass XD)
Ok...I can make you ice cream sundae, but I don't know how to make an ice cream sunday.
Fetch me the latest edition of Deadpool comics.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:07 am
*Hands them to you after wiping my booty with them* Here ya go!
Give me a hug!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:46 pm
BORICAT! *tackle hugs*
Catch me up on the year I haven't been here! Oh, that rhymed.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:20 pm
s**t HAPPENED
Act like a pikachu.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:13 pm
Um, no.
*hands 100 dollar bill to the next poster* Act like a retarded chicken.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:28 am
No, but I'll happily take the $100.
Hey you, stop sacrificing my clothes to the volcano!
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