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 Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:14 am
old godzilla was hoppin around tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade. godzilla got pissed and began to attack but dint expect to b blocked by shaq who proceeded to open up a can of shaq-fu when aaron carter came outta the blue. startin beatin up shaquille o'neal when they both got flattened by the batmobile but b4 he couldd make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave, took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew batman away with a ratta tat tat but he ran outta bullets and he ran away cuz optimus prime came to save the daaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:16 am
(chorus) this is the ultimate showdown!
Of ultimate Destiny
good guys bad guys and explosions!
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:21 am
GODZILLA took a bite out of optimus prime
like scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
when shaq came back covered in a tire track
and Jackie Chan jumped and he landed on his back
and batman was injured and tryin to get steady
when abraham lincoln came back with a machete
but something suddenly caught his leg and he tripped
indiana jones took him out with his whip
he saw godzilla sneakin up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find
cuz batman stole it and he shot and he missed
cuz jackie chan deflected it with his fist
he jumped in the air and he did a soumersalt
while abraham lincoln tried to pull a vault onto optimus prime
but they collided in the air and both got hit by a care bear stare!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:23 am
(chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
good guys bad guys and explosions!
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:27 am
Angels sang out in ammaculate chorus
down from the heavans decending chuck norris
to deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones crying
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as batman changed back into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through his clever disguise
and crushed batmans head in between his thighs!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:42 am
then Gandalf the gray
and Gandalf thw white
and monty python and the holy grails black knight
benitsa busalini and the blue meanie
cowboy curtis
and jambi the genie
robocop
terminator
captain kirk
darth vader
Lo Pan
superman
every single power ranger
Bill S. Preston
Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Oc
and Hulk Hogan!
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and kicked chuck norris in his cowboy *** gonk sorry chuck
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:48 am
The
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um i forgot....
ill start over
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:02 pm
guess what?
i don't know!
but i'm back again and ready to win some gold!
^.^
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:04 pm
hmmm.....what should i post this time...lyrics or what....
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:10 pm
biggrin smile redface crying stare scream gonk blaugh 3nodding xd stressed sweatdrop heart xp whee confused eek surprised sad wink cool lol mad razz cry question exclaim rolleyes twisted evil idea arrow neutral mrgreen ninja burning_eyes talk2hand pirate rofl 4laugh cheese_whine dramallama wahmbulance emo domokun
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:11 pm
biggrin
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dramallama
wahmbulance
emo
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