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 Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:19 pm
Can't. My statue is already there.
Iron my uniform dress shirts.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:07 pm
*Irons shirts until they are perm pressed.*
I require 17 female bodies and 13 male bodies, all dead, ten sets of human eyes, a pound of titanium, and for you to make me a sandwich with sardines, dark chocolate, mustard, ketchup, hot dogs, and chili
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:50 pm
*backs away slowly*
Call the police on this guy. He sounds dangerous.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:59 pm
*dials 911 and requests the police arrive at once*
trim the bushes, hug the trees and water every single plant that grows.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:15 am
*grabs the trims and water bucket & gets to work*
I want my sandwich still*
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:37 pm
*gets done beating the Scout* You can have this one. this punk stole from the overweight Russian man he beat to death. *Tosses sandvich*
By order of law, I command you to post in the Why Not Narrate the Person Above You game. Seriously, that one was getting good.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:55 pm
If I feel like it I will.
Surrender!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:31 pm
You first! Now eat a combination of ionised plasma and depleted uranium!
Run away you, it's dangerous here
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:59 pm
Honey, my middle name IS Danger.
Blast me some speed metal!
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:39 pm
I'm already listening to it.
Salute this flag!
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:44 pm
But of course!
Now, find my portable walrus polishing kit!
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:48 pm
I can't! All of your stuff is inside mounds of boxes that are locked with ancient spells!
Release the kraken!
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:12 pm
Its hibernateing sir
make me a sandwich.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:09 pm
And soil my nice white gloves? I don't think so.
Have a dance with me.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:40 pm
That would be very dangerous, and you know this already!
Help me find my headphones, so I don't blow out my speakers.
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