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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:02 am
Because the moon is orange and Chuck Norris sleeps under your bed.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:05 am
Because it is sad.
Why do human beings think that we have the power to influence even the tempurtures on other planets?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:06 am
Because the grass is green and wood is brown.
Why are polar bears amazing?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:06 pm
Because my mom made cookies.
Why do people carry water bottles?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:17 pm
so they can pee in them in public.
why do dogs eat droppings?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:56 pm
Because they think it's giant raisins.
Why is there always lightning during a storm?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:08 pm
because darkning would be silly
how was the flu created?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:54 pm
In a underground research facility in Russia where they accidently created the virus after their prized experiment, a superhuman slug, exploded into millions of pieces. Those vile Russians found bits of the virus lodged in the snail chunks and promptly sent them to the US where it soon infected the entire US Nation eventually leading to the death of the current President and the election of DumberDan.
If R Kelly pisses all over a girl in the middle of a forest...does she report it?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:48 pm
Of course--how else would she learn to swim?
What time is it?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:52 pm
its japan time silly!
Where does sally sell sea shells?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:55 pm
in my house!
why is clouds name cloud?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:00 pm
Believe it or not, Cloud was born in East LA. When he was a child, his mother was killed in a drive by. By the time he was 5, he was already gangbanging and earned the nickname, Cloud, because of his obsession with cutting himself.
What does the following emote imply: dramallama
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:41 pm
That you like severed heads with the tongue lolling about you sick sick person.
Why is the opening question to a conversation always "What's Up"
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:42 pm
Because Whats down would sound weird.
What are rainbows made of?
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