Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, you eat them all, get fat, and have a heart attack.

I wish that I could eat a million pizzas without dying or getting fat.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, you explode and your soul survives in a Vapormort type way (aka Voldemort in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone).

I wish I knew if I should quest for a donation item or not.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

I wish I knew whether or not I should grant that wish.

I wish that I stay in control of this thing I’m trying to start up... stare  

[FantasyKitty]

Granted your in complete control- since you're the only person doing it.

I wish I had another 2K.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but you loose 10k in the slots.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted you sleep in tomorrow and don't wake up until 5 years later!

I wish Cartoon Network would start showing new episodes of One Piece again  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but after it finishes showing them they decide to cancel One Piece.

I wish One Piece had better voice actors.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted! They get fine voice actors and decide to air the show in Chinese.

I wish the Summer weren't over already!  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted! A never ending summer starts, throwing off the worlds temperature and causing massive damages across the planet

I wish it was always talk like a pirate day pirate ! Yarr  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but it gets irritating very quickly.

I wish I had a better idea on how to train the co-op at work.  

[KalmarBlades]

Granted, but she gets so much better then u, shes gets u fired and she gets promoted scream

I wish for a "Never-ending Soda, Woah, Woah!!!" (a.k.a Homestarruner.com)  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but then s/he accidently does something wrong and you get fired because of it.

I wish I had an ice tiara.  

[Euver]

granted

but your wish might have been better if there werent icicles sticking into your skull

I wish for more friends  

[Tau_2]

Granted, but then you get the backstaber as a friend and you are stabed in you left kidny.


I wish that people would donate to me.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted: You get over 150,000 in gold. Then a Gaia glitch happens and all your gold and items are wiped out !

I wish our town had a Taco Bell