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Because, for every energy drink you consume...Michael Jackson gets another face lift.

Who was responsible for the creation of the Nazi's?

A toxin warranted by the US Government's Department of Education, was carpeted over the U.S. on the first day of summer. This was to trigger the "annoying" function in the brain targeted at teachers of all calibers. This soon triggered a medical condition called "assholiness" which warranted the teachers to give out plenty of homework. There are rumors however of some teachers who are immune to the toxin. The toxin's affects grow worse based on the person's age and years of teaching...


If there were two girls and one came how many are there?

Because Asians are awesome.

If there are 50 people in a room and one suicide bomber...how many survive?

someone who dove into a chocolate pie

who invented clay?

poo

why is sand sandy?

because their brain capacity is less than 15 made up memories.

who are your parents?

A bushy tree thought so.

Where do mosquito bites come from?