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I know we've all made up lyrics to song we like, and heard a few song parodies before, so this thread is dedicated to song parodies! I made up one today, enjoy it!

Sung to I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

I was out walking and got mad
needed attention
I saw this girl I know from band
I started stressin'
It's not what you might do
just wanna have some fun
Maliciousness for you
I love destruction

I tripped a girl and I liked it
and then she fell into traffic
I tripped a girl just to try it
I hope her parents don't mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I might get arrested tonight
I tripped a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No officer I didn't know
those cars were coming
If I had seen them in her path
I'd get her running
I wouldn't lie to you
it scared me half to death
But that girl, I tell you
she had it coming

I tripped a girl and I liked it
and then she fell into traffic
I tripped a girl just to try it
I hope her parents don't mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I might get arrested tonight
I tripped a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Car accidents are magical
some people say they're pitiful
Hard not to look so beautiful
too cool to pass by it
ain't no big deal that girl just tripped~

I tripped a girl and I liked it
and then she fell into traffic
I tripped a girl just to try it
I hope her parents don't mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I might get arrested tonight
I tripped a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Weird Al Yankovic (sp?)

Check out his parodies. xD

MissDomaYuset(fanfiction.net) did a hilarious parody song about Mary-Sues. I thought I'd post it for your entertainment.

This parody isn't mine. This twisted version of Barbie Girl was thought up by MissDomaYuset of fanfiction.net.

I’m a Mary Sue

(Ken)Hi Mary!
Hi Ken!
(Ken)Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
(Ken)Jump In...

I'm a Mary Sue, in a fiction world
Life as a plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my gorgeous hair, and undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is my creation
Hey there Mary, I’m not worthy!

I'm a Mary Sue, in my favorite world
Wearing elastic, life is fantastic!
you can brush my flowing hair, and undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I’m in love with a cannon, in my fantasy world
I’ll dress you up, hug you tight, you are my dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,

(Ken)
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch; you can play, if you write me out of character!

(Uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Mary Sue, in a carton world
Screw the logic, I’m fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is my creation

(KEN)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)

I can walk; I can speak, but save me from the meanies!
I am a star, You will beg on your knees like a dog
Come jump in, be in my control, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, I don’t outweigh, lets go play: "I’ll always win"
You can touch, I don’t outweigh, lets go play: "I’ll always win"

(Ken)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Mary Sue, in the unreal world
Real life sucks, fiction is fantastic!
You will brush my silky hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is my creation

I'm a Mary Sue, in my own world
Life as a plastic, and it’s fantastic!
You will brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, your life is my own creation

(Ken)
You’re god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You’re god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)
You’re god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
You’re god Mary, I’m not worthy!
(Uu-oooh-u)

Oh Mary, I'm having so much fun!
(Mary)Well Ken, Let’s make babies!
Oh, I love you Mary!

Dir en Grey - Agitated Screams of Maggots

This one's pretty good, although it DID ruin the song for me, and now when I listen to it, these are the only words that come to my head...
It really sucks actually... DON'T WATCH IT. T_T

Carrie Underwood Parodies:

Before He Eats

[Note: Please don't criticise the poor guys, I already have to deal with them in school. I just wish the 'cameraman' would stop cheering. I'll see if I can get a more clear video... XD]

Before I Eat

Before She Swipes

Before He Cheats - A Teacher's Perspective

Hey there Delilah
I hope you're out on the corner
because if you're not
then I am gonna have to ******** warn you
you'll get hit
I'm gonna bust your ******** lip
it might get split

Hey there Delilah
You should understand I'm pimping
and if I don't get my cash tonight
then ho you will be limping, yes you will
hit you until I've had my fill
just for the thrill

Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me
Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me
Try to run from me

Hey there Delilah
You had better have my money
because if you don't, I swear to god
that s**t will not be funny
best believe
your ******** head is gonna bleed
you'll ******** see

Hey there Delilah
you should probably walk the track now
if you tell me no, then I am gonna have to put the smack down
understand
I got a strong ******** pimp hand
cause I'm the man

Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me
Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me

I know that I got plenty ho's
but they don't bring me half the dough
that you do on a busy Friday night
I know you must be working hard
I see you in so many cars
and so you must be getting hella paid
Delilah I want you to know
you've always been my favorite ho
you made me rich by getting ******** laid
I got it made

Hey there Delilah
I know you might have your reasons
but for business purposes I don't think that you should be leaving
no I don't
and trust me I believe you won't
swear to god I'll punch you in your throat
Hey there Delilah here's to you
and now go screw

Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me
Ho don't try to run from me
ho don't try to run from me
Try to run from me

Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever You Like (parody of T.I.)