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koriyu the river rat

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:18 am
So I took a crap this morning and I felt like my a**s was going to rip open, I was on the toilet for at least 10 minutes, and when it came out finally it was the size of a baseball but bigger and wider. And on top of that my a**s was bleeding! Should I do something? (I am a guy)  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:11 pm
I think you should call a doctor, and tell them about it, just in case its anything serious. Better safe than sorry. :9
 

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:09 pm
It sounds PAINFUL!
Eat more whole grain foods and drink tons of water.
If it bleeds every time you poop and it lasts more than it week, you should see a doctor. They can probably give you some sort of cream to put on your a**s to help it heal faster.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:06 pm
Shall I sing the fiber song? Seriously, though, see. a doctor. o.o  

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:40 pm
Gross dude that was a bit too much that i needed to know. But if you want my guess it could be hemorrhoids you should go to the doctor to check that out.  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:54 pm
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eat more fiber and drink more water  

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:45 pm
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eat more fiber and drink more water


YAY FIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:14 pm
burning_eyes Not the kind of problems usually listed here....  

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:51 am
o_O fiber...and go see a doctor...

You could also take something to smooth it out. There are medications that soften it.  
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:47 pm
see a doctor and eat fiber + drink lots of water as everyone else said before me. Well this wasn't really the kind of question I was expecting in this sub-forum.  

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:14 am
Holy hell in a hand basket, hahahahahaha!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  
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