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Moved to the appropriate subforum.

*silently opens door and tiptoes over to you so as not to make noise. Quickly looks around to make sure that nobody is looking before handing you an envelope. Throws a smoke bomb to the floor and climbs out the window while still concealed in the smoke. As you look at the envelope you hear "Viva la revolution!" being shouted in the distance. You open the envelope and find a note inside. It reads as follows...*

I probably would be interested in becoming a crew member. However, judging from what was described on the front page(haven't looked at any of the forums) I do not meet the requirements to join said guild. Specifically about being a literate role player. On my good days I can cough out about three paragraphs. However, on most days I come up with only one paragraph a post. Also, I have no way of showing being active the five days a week that is required. I spend most of my time lurking on Gaia looking for a topic to catch my interest and that I can post in. So, for these reasons, I do not feel qualified to be a crew member of your guild. Also, don't let Z read this. I don't wish for him to think I am a traitor to this guild for considering the position.

*as you finish reading the note you start to notice a burning smell. The note has caught fire! You quickly drop it and take several swift steps away from it, just in case. It seems as though the person that left the note wished for its contents to remain a secret from all but you*