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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:56 pm

But dear lord she's annoying the hell out of me.

I'm pregnant. I'm VERY pregnant. I hurt. It takes me ten minutes to get to the bathroom at night and it's literally right across from our room. I get all excited about going shopping or whatever and by the time I get into the store I'm done. I'm miserable and I'm done and yes I b***h about it on FB.

But literally ANY time I post ANYTHING about it she spazzes out and messages me "Oh my god are you okay? Maybe you need to go to the ER. Is Daniel around? Call him now."

STOP IT.

I don't need to go to the freaking ER every time my back hurts. I don't need to go to the ER at all. When I go into labor I'll go to the hospital. And when I go into labor I'll let everyone know.

"Well I just want to make sure you know when to go."

Uh...This is my third child. Not only third child but third child in 4 years. I think I know when to go to the hospital and all that jazz.

I know it's probably just hormones and I KNOW she means well but all she's doing is irritating me beyond words. >< Everyone else barely gives a ******** and she gives too many ********/> SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:39 pm

I have an aunt that comments on all of my brothers couple photos.

She often ask things like if this is an engagement photo or a just because.

I'm of the belief that my brother would let everyone know if he was suddenly engaged.

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:22 pm

cool4

I have an aunt that comments on all of my brothers couple photos.

She often ask things like if this is an engagement photo or a just because.

I'm of the belief that my brother would let everyone know if he was suddenly engaged.

Nope.

He's gonna ninja marry his SO

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:35 pm

Mama Ame

SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Haha.

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:41 pm

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SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Haha.

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:44 pm

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SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Haha.

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*Hands you one (1) ********* c:

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:51 pm

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SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Haha.

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*Hands you one (1) ********* c:

Thank you. Your ******** are appreciated. emotion_dowant

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:53 pm

Oh and also:

"Why are you grumpy? Did something happen?"

"Why can't you sleep? Did something happen?"

Do you NOT remember pregnancy? I know you're in your late 60s and all your children are full grown adults but you had four. Surely you remember something.

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:52 pm

Mama Ame

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SPREAD YOUR ******** EQUALLY PEOPLE.

Haha.

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*Hands you one (1) ********* c:

Thank you. Your ******** are appreciated. emotion_dowant

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:14 am

cool4

I have an aunt that comments on all of my brothers couple photos.

She often ask things like if this is an engagement photo or a just because.

I'm of the belief that my brother would let everyone know if he was suddenly engaged.

People always gets confused sometimes by my Facebook profile pic when I have it as one of my celebrity photo-ops, especially when they don't know who the person is. They always think that they're a boyfriend of mine or something. My Mom likes to joke that I have a lot of celebrity "boyfriends" and "husbands". xd

The other day this was the conversation a co-worker had with me:

"Are you married?" ((Nevermind the fact that months before, we talked about how we've both been broken hearted and were single...))
"No."
"Then who is the guy in your picture?"
*laughs* "Sasha Roiz. An actor."
"Oooohhhh! I figured it had to be someone you were with or something like that [an actor]."